Emergency Telegram

emergency telegram from Lone Star State STOP around 4 more weeks until baby is due STOP diagnosed this week with patch of shingles on my back STOP the adult re-occurance of chicken pox STOP which is only supposed to occur in adults over 60 and hardly never in pregnant women STOP great fun STOP actually, not so much STOP send help STOP send laundress STOP and a couple maids STOP send cherry slush from Sonic STOP and prayers for quick recovery and that this won't affect the baby STOP thanks much! STOP

Telegram

status update STOP all moved in to Texas home STOP boxes everywhere STOP "helpful" children everywhere STOP much unpacking and organizing left to be done STOP no chocolate to be found STOP otherwise things going well STOP send a home organizer STOP send low fat calorie free but still wonderfully delicious chocolate STOP send map to closest Sonic STOP send someone who would like to take some moving boxes out of our garage STOP will send next communication once I get house organized STOP sometime next year STOP

Emergency Telegram

emergency telegram from Daisy Girl STOP showing the house 3 times tomorrow STOP cleaning furiously STOP kids don't seem to be that much help STOP just accidentally cut my hand STOP 2 inch long gash STOP don't think I'm gonna make it STOP ready to jump off the balcony STOP not really STOP okay maybe STOP send housekeeper STOP send two STOP send lots of diet vanilla pepsi STOP and a really big band-aid STOP send a hole for my kids to sit in until I get the whole house clean STOP i kid STOP actually three holes STOP pray we find favor with buyers STOP pray for my sanity STOP pray I don't lose it with the kids STOP we need to sell this house STOP tomorrow would be great STOP a bidding war would be splendid STOP thanks much STOP

Emergency Telegram from Daisy Girl

husband working in Texas STOP gone all week STOP has been flying back and forth to Texas for 6 months now STOP house is still for sale STOP kids driving me crazy STOP at the end of my rope STOP at the brink of insanity STOP at the chasm of all the is unfair in the world STOP at the abyss of no return STOP send help STOP send Calgon STOP send personal masseur STOP send maid STOP send night nanny STOP send my husband back home STOP and chocolate STOP lots of chocolate STOP thanks much STOP